Here’s an absolutely amazing creation a fan sent in to us. ⛳️

That’s my hole. That’s where it spits.

I asked this fan if we could include their photo this week, they wanted to remain anonymous, but this Mommy sent a nice message below. 👖

Hi Hitler, sure you can include me in your newsletter. It’s built in such a way that I know it’s gonna be good. I fell in love with Leo the first time I heard him cum and have loved him ever since. My favorite memory is being stuck in traffic and watching Mark and Leo make love to pass the time. Really appreciate how body positive he is considering he’s half cut with an oriental wart.

You bet I’m coming up in May, keep em high and tight.

Ta-ta there retard

A few months ago Ari sent an email to all of YMH asking us to make the most retarded production cards possible for The End. He had one made already on his laptop that he left in South America, so it's lost forever (it included his blurred out peen).

Yes, his company is named Tax Purposes, LLC.

We put all of our sick and twisted minds together to make the most cursed, Ari-core production cards and they are insane. We also are getting no approval from Ari before they are put at the end of each episode so it's gonna be a surprise for him too!

Here's a little sneak peak of one of our story boards (from the mind of Tyler Pena), and make sure to watch 'till the very end of each episode to see what horrible creations we made.

This is also the last week to get all 7 episodes of The End for a discounted price of $24.99. Don’t let Ari get more of your coins before the price goes up on April 16. Seriously, though, the whole team has worked their asses off on this production. If you support us on this one, that opens up the possibility of producing more of this kind of stuff in the future (which we all wanna do).

So from the bottom of our jeans, thank you Mommies. 👖

Nowadays most people turn to GPT or Claude for the answers. But before those clankers ever existed, when you couldn't figure out the answer to something, you'd just ask your dad. Assuming you had one...Here's a Vault clip of Tom asking Top Dog to help him settle a crucial debate from YMH 558 with Taylor Tomlinson.

The Madness has come to an end and the winner of the 2026 Cool Guy Madness Tournament is... Conald "Fedsmoker" Peterson! It was a dominant run for the entire tournament capped off by a landslide victory over fan favorite (and still living) RPC. Was there ever any doubt which of these cool guys would come out victorious?

Fo the rest of the cool guys, they go back to the drawing board and must wait another year for their shot at the crown? Will anyone be able to challenge Fed? We here at Studio Jeans can't wait to see. Also, you better believe we will be hanging a banner here in the rafters of YMH Studios to commemorate Herk's victory.

This drop didn't make the show and I'm not sure why. It's a perfect example of the type of loving married couple we should all strive to be apart of.

Here’s some more DMs we got this week.

If you’ve made something and want it seen by other degenerates, send it to
[email protected] or DM YMH Studios on any platform. Don’t just lurk, contribute to the chaos! Our “email” is spread wide open for you to stuff some “mail” in there.