Check out our IG stories to vote over the next 5 weeks. Piss on me, beat me. 👖

The Roach will be in St. Catherines, Ontario May 15th and 16th. Join Josh Potter’s mailing list here so you get notified when he’s in your city. 🪳

Ryan sadly retired from making freaky posts recently, so I'm pouring one out for the horny white king. Here's one last drop for all the ladies he loved so dearly.

-Cougar

As the resident DM checker, I see a lot of really cool stuff right when I start my day. 🎸 Sometimes I see death, gore, penises, all of the above - but today I'll show you some parallels between account DMs.

On one side, we have DMs to You Be Trippin' where people get really mad at Ari for being a Jew.

And on the other side, we have DMs to First Date, where it's usually cool guys thirsting over Lauren (a lot of the time they're married!)

Nonetheless, it's always extremely entertaining going through all of our DMs, the fans are insane and I love it!

-Katelyn, social media wizard

A fan sent this super cool tattoo late last year. I can’t find the original DM to give the artist and fan credit so if this is you or you know who it is, let us know!

For those of you missing your 2nd dose of Chrissy D. every week, you’re in luck. Chris DiStefano is back on Chrissy Chaos every Wednesday, audio only. Which is kinda gay, but also fitting.

In honor of the holiday, here’s the Master of Accents guy challenging you to a fight.

Ever since we featured Horny Granny Linda on Your Mom’s House, she’s been lighting us up on Instagram, tagging us in pretty much every post she makes. And she’s calling out Tom specifically.

If we bring Linda on the show, what videos should we expose her to? What kind of hard hitting questions do you want us to ask her? Send us your ideas at [email protected].

After a few minutes, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?”

The whole place goes dead silent.

Then a deep voice beside him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, there are a few things you should know.

First, the bartender is blonde.

Second, the bouncer is blonde.

Third, I’m a six-foot-tall blonde with a black belt in karate.

Fourth, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

And fifth, the lady on your other side is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now think carefully... do you still want to tell that blonde joke?”

The blind man pauses for a moment, shakes his head, and says,

“No... not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

If you’ve made something and want it seen by other degenerates, send it to
[email protected] or DM YMH Studios on any platform. Don’t just lurk, contribute to the chaos! Our “email” is spread wide open for you to stuff some “mail” in there.