This has been in Tim’s folder waiting to be played for weeks, but he’s never gotten the call.

Roccett Loc is a rapper, mixed martial artist, boxing coach, and magician.

He is standing on Crip business and entering his hulk form.

I have a feeling this guy is not the only one who’s had a YMH dream.

I’ve had my fair share of YMH related dreams… which is just a work dream for me. I have a reoccurring dream that Tony Johns is stalking me while I’m out running errands or eating at a Taco Bell. I haven’t told anyone cause I’m afraid it might come true. 🎸

I wanna hear your weird YMH and Cool Guy dreams. I wanna laugh. Send em in at [email protected]

-Heather

You mentioned newsletter contributions, and you know this writing ass bitch wants in! I’m Ali (but a white girl), proud day-one listener and eternal fangirl tapping in for an overshare. After years of mainlining Your Mom’s House, something I've learned is that loving our Mommies, means forgiving them for permanently ruining things you once enjoyed. So forgiven but never forgotten. Ever. Like burned into your skull forever. 

3 - The word “throttle” in general

Real mommies know Joe, and he’s a real man. Good morning, Julia. Joe will build you whatever you want, he can install your ceiling fans, and he’ll love you like you’ve never been loved before. Joe goes full trottel. I’ve opened up my heart, and arms, and I hope this doesn’t scare you, but the word “throttle” has been trottel from the moment we were introduced to Joe…until the day I die. And I can’t erase it from my memory. I might’ve forgotten, but the fans helped hammer going full trottel home, like I hammered the cabinets you see behind me. Episode #465  

2 - Garth Brooks. As a human. (Chris Gaines too for that matter)

To be fair, I’ve never been into Garth, and boy am I glad. I don’t want to say much here because frankly, I’m scared. It’s fucking chilling what he does out there on tour. Where are the bodies, G? The families deserve answers!! Episode #476 (origin video)

 1 - Homeless, of the Gay Variety

Maybe not so much ruining here as enhancing, but the Rihanna song “We Found Love (in a hopeless place)” will forever be, “We Found Love (with some homeless gays).” Sure it might have started in a cave, but gays does work better and as Christina romantically put it, they will eat dicks for sandwiches. If I’m being real, any Rihanna song I hear makes me think of homeless gays. Living in LA doesn’t help with all of the homeless either so you can catch me at every other street light singing we found love with some homelessss gayyyssss in my head. I can’t even believe it’s been going on this long. Unbelievable. Episode #42 

I could go on for days but I’m leaving this at 3 because Iverson forever, and I’ve hogged up enough space. (I’m available for Part 4-8,231,574 though!)

Love you, Jeans! Keep featherin’ it! 🪶

-Ali

It's me, the special forces retard (Tanner). I recently got broken up with, she was older than me, and seeing all these GILFs and cougars Tim and CP have been showing on the show have not been helping.

Seeing sexy wrinkles and horny 60 year old women has been a gauntlet for me emotionally and physically. If I’m going to be completely honest with the mommies here, for like 5 minutes everyday at work I cry in the back office sitting next to Chris Larson. He doesn't know because his computer blocks his view of me and he can't hear me because he has his headphones in editing all our booooootiful episodes for you heathens.

Idk man, I haven’t been sleeping at all and Christina commented on it the other day. I walked into the office and she said: “Jeeez you look horrible. Why are you not sleeping?”..... First off, thanks Tina, I needed to hear how horrible I looked, and secondly, damn you’re good, how’d you know I wasn’t sleeping?

Itz because she's a MOM. She's not just the Main Mommy, she is a MOM. Only mothers be saying shit like that, and you gotta love it, and for that I ask all of you that read this to tell your mom you love her today, call her idk, maybe she's dead…. So shout it out to her. Just let ur mommies know they are loved today. Enough shitting words from me.

SEE YA NEXT TIME…..

-Tanner

I'll never forget what it felt like. Seeing Norm Summerton eat his own human yellow/brown covered fries for the first time. 

Dude's all horny for: WHAT?!
Here's Steph Tolev's first time. 

-Jorge Clavel

Our kitchen is always STOCKED. Direct orders from El Pres. Seriously though, Studio Jeans will put ANY other office to shame just for the amount of options there are of chips, candy, jerky, soda, electrolyte drinks, etc. And there’s always gotta be sour belts (a request from Chrisjeansa and Enny).

Sometimes the list gets out of hand, though. 💦

I hope it's mine.

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