It’s gonna be hard to put into words my relationship with Charo. I definitely didn’t think such a genuine friendship would develop from this podcast. She got really comfortable, really fast with us (in a sassy way) which I loved obviously. My favorite story I tell people about Charo is when we took her out to dinner for the first time. Jane had called her after we picked her up, asking where she was going. Charo says “I told you. I’m going out to dinner with my friends.”

Charo is even funnier off camera. I wish we could’ve caught on camera Charo talking so much shit about the “real” psychic we took her to…right in front of her. Anytime Charo was coming into the office, we knew we were gonna have fun that day (and it would be a 4 hour escapade).

And yes she did bully us into giving her free stuff. There was not an episode where she left the studio empty handed– including a whole ass bean bag. I truly love her like she was my own grandma, so this won’t be the last you see of Charo and the Booth Sluts.

Warm Retards,
Niana, Booth Broad, Ari’s Punching Bag

Forever in our farts… I mean, hearts.

I’m gonna try to keep this fun and light and not veer too far into sounds like a eulogy territory. Not to be confused by the headline, Senora Tetas is still very much alive and well. Although, she has moved on from her short-lived stint as the greatest host Your Mom’s House has ever seen. Sorry, Tim & Christine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think I’m just feeling biased because doing Charo’s show felt less like work and more like getting to live out my dreams of being one of Charlie’s Angels… except Charlie is an 81 year old peruvian woman and the only mystery being solved is how do we keep the show from going off the rails as she’s getting progressively more sauced off the Josh and Kim Crawford (her white wines of choice.)

The only thing I know for sure is how much I’m going to miss our surrogate gam-gam now that she's on her way back to the Sunshine state. From our pre-show, green table talks in the kitchen where the topics mainly consisted of the debauchery that is my dating life to the post-show shake down where she’d hard press the booth babes to allow her to leave with whatever object was of her desires that day.

In all seriousness, I feel especially grateful to have gotten the opportunity to infuse the control room with a surplus of estrogen and gen-z vernacular. As sad as it may be that Muy Mucha Charo is no more for now, I at least can trust in knowing that, as the one who's been crowned “Biggest Farter” at Studio Jeans, will carry the spirit of our Fart Mistress with me always.

Ta ta for now,
Carls Barkley, Booth Broad

Some of my favorite moments with Charo were just hanging out with her in the studio. When she would come in to film an episode, we would spend at LEAST and hour sitting at the lunch table talking and laughing. And of course Charo would want a glass of wine for our pre-show kiki. The only problem was she would ALSO have a glass of wine during the recording... so she would occasionally get a little sauced.

As a farewell treat, here is one of those sauced Charo moments. This was after our St. Patricks Day episode and Charo had a case of the munchies, and for some reason she decided to munch on some watermelon sour patch kids.

I'm gonna miss Charo SOOOO much, we all truly are best friends forever. I never expected to bond so much with an 80 year old lady, but it was so easy. We're all getting dinner one last time tomorrow, and lots of wine will be had.

Cheers to Muy Mucha Charo. 🥂

Peace and lurv,
Katelyn, social bitch and booth broad