Spring is HERE and Will Blunderfield, the Double Soul Shaman himself, has gifted us with a message to supercharge your Spring. Expose that mushroom, my dudes! 🍄

Last Spring, we flew Will to Austin to film a sketch with Tom, Duncan Trussell, and our very own Tanner for YMH Live X. If you missed it, it was awesome and you should give it a watch.

But you know how iPhones automatically make a little slideshow of your photos and videos? Well Cougar was on site gathering BTS on our Studio Phone and we recently uncovered this gem of a slideshow.

Thanks for imparting your wisdom, Will. If you want to learn more about manhood from Will, check out his website here. OR if you want to get straight to the meat of the matter, he teaches butthole sunning and testicular technologies on his OF here.

Spring has sprung and the cool guys are out dancing. Amidst every college basketball fan's favorite time of the year, we've been having a little tournament of our own here at the headquarters of piss and shit and it's been eventful to say the least.

The Round of 32 saw some new additions to field like Throat Goats Guy, Mike the Accountant, Daddy Demarkkco, and everyone's favorite culinary charlatan Fancy Chef. Unfortunately for these bright-eyed championship hopefuls though, the opening matchups were mostly chalk with the favorites making an impressive statement.

The Sweet 16, on the other hand, saw some Cinderella's make a fairytale run to the Elite 8. Most notably, the deadly 6 seed Garth Brooks was buried by Pig Norm Summerton in a shocking upset. The experts really thought G could make some noise in the tourney this season, I guess we'll have to wait another year to see. This round also saw fan favorites Tony Johns and Sissy of Fremont fall to Good Morning Julia Joe and Benadryl Guy respectively. What would this tournament be without a little chaos?

The Elite 8 results are in, and you lucky BTJ subscribers are getting an early sneak peak at our Final Four. Pig Norm Summerton continues his Cinderalla run by taking down YMH legend Uncle Terry, while Fedsmoker, 4 Strokes, and RPC all handily took care of their opponents to punch their tickets to the Final Four. Who is going to take it all? Final Four voting will be live on our Instagram stories on Monday!

It's tricky finding quality videos of people getting hurt that we haven't played before since so many fun clips have been featured on your mamas place over the years. I was a stupid fucking dumb idiot fuck and prepped this one for the latest episode without knowing it has already been played before on a previous episode.

We didn't use it in the end so we're featuring it here for those who haven't seen it. For your viewing pleasure: a wrestler making a bigger mistake than I did and paying the price for it. As they say “if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.”

-Cougar, producer, stupid fucking dumb idiot fuck

For the first time since the 2 Bears 5k’s inception, the entire YMH staff will be participating in the 5k this year at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. We’re pretty intent on beating Team Bert (duh).

Will Enny run the whole thing in pants again? Come hang out and find out.

There will be live 2 Bears episode taping at the 5k, and you never know who will pop in as a guest since it’s happening during the Netflix is a Joke Festival. It’s gonna rip.

I honestly can’t stop laughing at this classic highlight with Charo. Her pronunciation of “ta-ta there retard” lives rent free in my head and I’m not mad about it.

-Heather, just some broad

In honor of Theo, I stitched another cool guy supercut which was later shared on YMH episode 507. One day after my birthday in 2019. My brother didn’t believe me.

This time they knew the name. Actually this was the first time Mommy Tina almost called me Dr Clavicles. But anywho, the main mommies were laughing and I was just glassin into a telescope.

It takes about 60 minutes to make a 60 second cool guy clip. You have no idea how retarded it feels to carry such joy in deciding on the 9th playback YEP! It’s finished. Worker. Why am I this way?

To the outside world, YMH content can be really concerning but if you jeans are high and tight, we’ll always know what you mean and know what you’re saying.

-Jorge Clavel, OG Mommy

A brunette, red-head and a blonde were sentenced to death and are all about to be killed by a firing squad.

The brunette is first to face the firing squad. The firing squad ready themselves, "READY, AIM -""TSUNAMI!" the brunette screams. The firing squad look around for the tsunami and sea nothing (geddit...?). In that brief moment, the brunette had managed to escape her peril.

The red-head is next in line. The firing squad begins, "READY, AIM -" "TORNADO!" The red-head yells. The firing squad twist their heads around in a panic, to find no tornado and...no red-head. She too had escaped.

Finally, it was the blondes turn. The firing squad prepared themselves, "READY, AIM-" "FIRE!" Yelled the blonde.

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